These Are Cute!

I stole this off of a friend. She posted it on a MySpace bulletin. I thought these were cute and wanted to share - Enjoy!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.


TEACHER: Correct.

Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.


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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.

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MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.

'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.

Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher