"Mommy, I'm awake cause my eyes won't let me sleep anymore!"
"Don't hug me too hard, cause I have to go poop!"
"You have to sing me songs or I can't sleep til you do."
"Mommy how come you can make your hair look like mine, but you can't make your eyes like mine?" (he has blonde hair, brown eyes; I have blonde hair, blue/green eyes).
"Mommy my bear's bad, he peed on the floor, not me!"